You smell like stripper and shame
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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