Me too!
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Randomize
