Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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