I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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