okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
