You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I need water and some morals
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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