Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You work out of a Hotel?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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