So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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