We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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