STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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