I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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