Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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