i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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