Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
We don't watch enough power rangers
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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