he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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