North Korea, Best Korea!
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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