Christians are straight up FREAKS
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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