i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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