i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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