maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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