Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
