Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
