so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Randomize
