why didn't you poke me back
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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