no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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