Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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