Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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