If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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