would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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