? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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