You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Randomize