That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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