So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
All I want is dick and wine.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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