she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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