Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Semen is not good for contacts.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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