I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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