And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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