Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Drunk is not a location!
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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