And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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