Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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