He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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