so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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