Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
smell my finger.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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