He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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