But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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