I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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