If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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