My sheets look like a crime scene.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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