I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he thought i was a dude.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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