the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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