Do vagina's smell?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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