I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
