Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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