You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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