i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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