My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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