It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Randomize