All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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