how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Randomize
