I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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