He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
